Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
CopperTop62 19 day.agoA very old man has played golf on Saturday mornings for decades; but never achieved a hole in one. One rainy Saturday, with no one else on the course, the old man lands his first hole in one ever; but no witnesses. he reaches into the tin cup and pulls out a frog with a gold crown. The frog says: I’m a magic frog. I witnessed your first hole in one. I can grant you one wish. Would you like: - a solid gold set of golf clubs ? - a lifetime membership to any exclusive golf course in the world ? - or find yourself on a beach in the Riviera, surrounded by bikini babes ? The old man starts shoving the frog into his pants pocket. The magic frog says: Easy, Buddy! Take it easy! What are you doing? The old man replies: “At my age ……. My wish is to have a talking frog”.
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I have a menagerie of exasperations
It goes left. Left. Left right left.
They were very hard to spot.
When the DJ puts on the Salsa
Put cannabis into a clothes drier
She laughed. The Home Depot theme played in the background. Solid start to the day.
She said, “there’s your problem then: you’re two tenths.”
A marsh-mellow.
Dad: This morning in the wet grass in back yard I saw a frog with open - toad shoes. My reply: Are you sure it wasn't a croc? 🐊
Sounds way better when I tell my friends I hooked up with a 7
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